Switzerland’s Isabodywear plans to unveil a new line of men’s underwear that protects your boys from HARMFUL CELL PHONE RADIATION. The safe skivvies are made with threads of sliver, which the company says blocks harmful radiation from cell phones (found by some scientists to hinder sperm production). Also: The company is giving away 500 pair free (for testing purposes), so if you want to beta-test radiation-proof briefs, send an e-mail to isa@isabodywear.ch and ask for a pair.